August 23rd, 2014

therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

(via oomshi)

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via themoonphase)

inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

(via oomshi)

Wtf lol

Wtf lol

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via supersoper)

aplacetolovedogs:


My cousin’s old Labrador making their rescue puppy feel right at home holymolym
Visit our poster store Rover99.com

aplacetolovedogs:

My cousin’s old Labrador making their rescue puppy feel right at home holymolym

Visit our poster store Rover99.com

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image

 

(via supersoper)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via missinyouiskillingme)

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